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There are so many light bulb jokes, there is sure to be one that makes you laugh! Read below for some examples:

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to hold the light bulb and the other two to turn the ladder round and round!

Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None at all, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter’s eye.

Q: How many Thought Police does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None at all as there never was a light bulb...

Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes twelve steps.

These are merely the tip of the iceberg when it comes to light bulb jokes! They are a simple formula which can generate endless amounts of jokes. Who knew the fun you could get out of you led gu10 light bulb!

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We've had a pretty crappy summer so I don't even feel bad about buying this, so here, look at this gorgeous Diesel gilet I just ordered! I love Diesel clothes, and this is no exception: It's a gilet, sleeveless, so I could wear it with a vest top or a mini dress if this so-called 'summer' gives us some sun, or I can wear it with a warm more autumnal outfit, either way, it's mine and it's getting some good wear as soon as it arrives! It's so cute, I can't wait to wear it. It's black and really fitted ...

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